The thing about binary watches

I have a binary watch. It serves the dual purpose of making me look cool and helping my addition skills. It also frustrates the mind out of me. Which is good. Because when I get frustrated trying to read my watch, I usually give up and realize, hey, time is all made up anyway and it doesn’t really matter if I’m late.

I’m like Gandalf, now. Never late, never early, I show up right when I intend to.