No, not writing about foreplay. That’ll be a different sort of post altogether.
You ever have a feeling of drudgery when you sit down to do your thing? You love writing. You always have. But these days when you try to actually get down to work, you feel overwhelmed and utterly intimidated. You can’t remember how you managed to write two and a half novels. You feel like you don’t know where your story is going, despite your detailed outlines and plans. You stare at the computer screen and feel such a revulsion toward your task that you are afraid you were never supposed to be a writer.
You’re not in the mood.
You have a headache.
You’re tired. You have to wake up early the next morning.
You’ve forgotten how fun writing can be. You need some foreplay.
Open a fresh document. Write these words:
Writing can be such a drudgery.
And then write some more. Tell the page what you think of it. Tell the page how pissed off you are about your lack of inspiration. Rail and complain. Beg and plead. Pour out all the negative feelings in your soul onto that page. Don’t stop. Don’t think. Let it go. Just let it go.
Until you stop.
Then open your novel again. Go to the scene you have to write. You’ll feel better. You’ll be in the mood. You’ve had your foreplay. Time to take it home.